Art Gallery

Mike goes to his first show at an art gallery and is looking at the
paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of
paint splattered all over it. The next painting is
a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked cross it.
Mike walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your
paintings."
"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.
Mike says, "Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"